Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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