ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My balls are so social today.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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