:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
