I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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