she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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