drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
