question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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