i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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