your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Still dying that you shit outside
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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