Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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