But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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