well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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