He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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