They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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