Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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