Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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