Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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