well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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