Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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