honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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