He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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