It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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