Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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