I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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