i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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