Porn is love you can see.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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