we have officially mastered the walk of shame
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
