We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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