problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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