This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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