she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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