The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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