Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
