went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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