just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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