so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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