He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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