It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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