He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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