Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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