I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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