i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
