Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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