I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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