I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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