I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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