he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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