no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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