If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He shit in the fireplace
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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