I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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