Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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