All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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