We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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