i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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