ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
