i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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